Taekwondo fighter quotes character traits - A Summary of Korean Terminology for TaeKwonDo



Self defense is serious business, but funny karate jokes and humorous one-liners are not. So every once in a while take a break from the more traditional karate lesson, read and share a comical karate story with us.

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Recently I met yet another very skilled martial artist about the same age as myself, and we began discussing the different styles and techniques that come from the various cultures of the world, and the pros and cons of each. 

While we were in agreement that all warfare is deception, we did not see eye to eye on which style is the most deceptive.

"You can't even see a ninja coming, with his full body & face black uniform coming at you under the cover of darkness- there's nothing more deceptive than that!", he boasted.

With my best serene Zen-like-Buddha gaze I replied, "Judo-nt know if they got a gun, Judo-nt know if they got a knife, Judo-nt know if they are-"{at which point he punched me in the face} LOL

On the way to a karate tournament ,  a Karate Masters car battery dies and leaves him stranded in the streets. He pulls out his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck and walks into a bar looking for help.

Шоу Трумана (1998)
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Self defense is serious business, but funny karate jokes and humorous one-liners are not. So every once in a while take a break from the more traditional karate lesson, read and share a comical karate story with us.

Add your amusing karate joke, quote or one-liner at the bottom of the page. You just may be rewarded with a coveted spot on this website (you weren't expecting prize money were you?)

Recently I met yet another very skilled martial artist about the same age as myself, and we began discussing the different styles and techniques that come from the various cultures of the world, and the pros and cons of each. 

While we were in agreement that all warfare is deception, we did not see eye to eye on which style is the most deceptive.

"You can't even see a ninja coming, with his full body & face black uniform coming at you under the cover of darkness- there's nothing more deceptive than that!", he boasted.

With my best serene Zen-like-Buddha gaze I replied, "Judo-nt know if they got a gun, Judo-nt know if they got a knife, Judo-nt know if they are-"{at which point he punched me in the face} LOL

On the way to a karate tournament ,  a Karate Masters car battery dies and leaves him stranded in the streets. He pulls out his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck and walks into a bar looking for help.

Шоу Трумана (1998)
# 207 on IMDb Top Rated Movies »

Jessica Chastain »
# 46 on STARmeter

Find showtimes, watch trailers, browse photos, track your Watchlist and rate your favorite movies and TV shows on your phone or tablet!

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Self defense is serious business, but funny karate jokes and humorous one-liners are not. So every once in a while take a break from the more traditional karate lesson, read and share a comical karate story with us.

Add your amusing karate joke, quote or one-liner at the bottom of the page. You just may be rewarded with a coveted spot on this website (you weren't expecting prize money were you?)

Recently I met yet another very skilled martial artist about the same age as myself, and we began discussing the different styles and techniques that come from the various cultures of the world, and the pros and cons of each. 

While we were in agreement that all warfare is deception, we did not see eye to eye on which style is the most deceptive.

"You can't even see a ninja coming, with his full body & face black uniform coming at you under the cover of darkness- there's nothing more deceptive than that!", he boasted.

With my best serene Zen-like-Buddha gaze I replied, "Judo-nt know if they got a gun, Judo-nt know if they got a knife, Judo-nt know if they are-"{at which point he punched me in the face} LOL

On the way to a karate tournament ,  a Karate Masters car battery dies and leaves him stranded in the streets. He pulls out his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck and walks into a bar looking for help.




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